I’ve been wanting to blog about the new movie, The Human Centipede – First Sequence for a while, but never came up with the right angle.
At last, here it is.
I have found a way that for maker of the film, Tom Six, to convince me to actually see this dreck. It’s simple really, replace the human actors with Gummi Bears!
Yes! Ed Lewis, aka fungus amungus, has perfected the art and science of Gummi Bear Surgery and has created the most bizarre and shocking procedures and creatures:
FUNGUS! IS THERE NO END TO YOUR DEPRAVITY?
So, there you go, Tom. If you want to get my butt in to see your movie, substitute the actors for Gummi bears! I’m sure Dr Heiter would have more fun with these things than his human victims. They would certainly be quieter. And your film would be that much more appetizing.
What do you think?