Especially if your man is encased in carbonite.
These soaps, made by Luxury Lane Soap, are each individually hand detailed. That’s right folks, each bar of soap is carved, *one at a time*, by hand, which is why it takes about 2 to 3 weeks for delivery. Frankly, that raises these soaps from a mere means of scraping of space dust off your body to works of actual art. You can also get these soaps with an Aurek-Besh label for ultra-authenticity.
If that doesn’t take the bad-assery cake, these soaps are made fresh daily using shea butter, olive oil and aloe vera, and are 100% Vegan, fragrance free and cruelty free. No bantha’s were harmed in the making of this soap.
Here are some other examples of Luxury Lane soaps
BTW, there is no horse.